Funny Exam Quotes to Relieve Exam Stress

By Tina Leger

Of course, you’ll pass it. 

But for now, you’re scared to hell, and seems like all the knowledge you’ve been absorbing throughout the semester is gone with the wind. Freezing up in an exam is the scenario that most students find themselves stuck with. What else? Displaying your nudes by accident while executing a presentation in front of the class and your professor with her jaw dropped. Now, that is awkward.

To make this period less catastrophic, we’ve compiled a list of funny exam quotes, jokes, situations, and memes that surely happened to you or someone you know in or outside the examination all. 

“What is it that students during exams and dogs have in common? Both have very intelligent eyes but can say nothing.”

“The professor is tired of a student being poorly prepared for the exam. He’s trying to take tiny bits of information from the undergrad but all in vain. At some point, the professor decides to ask probing questions:

“ - OK, tell me what is the discipline that you’re taking the exam at?

No response.

  • Hmm, OK. Who was lecturing?

No response.

  • Let me help you – was it you or me?”

"Student + dying = Studying." – Author Unknown

(What other play on words represents the academic reality better than this?)

“The awkward situation during the exam when all you know is the date and your name.”

“So you’re in the middle of the exam just to realize your college mates are using a ruler and…you just have no idea why.”

“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.“ – Bill Gates

“Whatever exam you take, 90% of it will be based on a single topic that you failed to prepare and a lecture that you missed.”

“I failed my exam in Greek Mythology. That discipline has always been my Achilles’ finger.”

“Good luck with the finals! None of the exam questions will have anything to do with the rest of your life!”

“A bottle of wine will help you pass the philosophy exam better than all the books on the globe.”

“Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

The exam is tough,

End of story.”

“Before entering an examination hall, a lazy student with poor academic performance goes, “Now, let’s see what you taught me!”

“ - What are you up to?

 - What do you think someone who has an exam tomorrow is up to? Watching Netflix of course.”

“ - Even a fool who keeps silent is considered wise; when he closes his lips, he is deemed intelligent.

 - You’ve pulled the exam ticket!”  

“Dance as if no one is watching, sing as if no one were listening, pass the exam as if you’ve been preparing.”

“When heard the question, “What was the name of the first man?” during the Theology exam, the student blushed and answered, “Tom.”

So, guys, recognized yourself in any?

The above-mentioned awkward situations and funny exam quotes for students prove you’re not alone! Based on the funny quotes on exams stress and comical situations taken from real life, loads of undergrads are in the same boat. To help you release the stress you’re surely going to get from exams, take some time to chill and browse exam quotes for students funny and cool to share with those who suffer the same.   

About the Author

Tina is a freelance writer currently obtaining a Bachelor of Science degree in Psychology. She’s a reading addict, a wanderlust soul, an amateur sports fan, and a daydreamer bringing forth a love of writing.

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